He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
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My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
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Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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