people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
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