covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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