I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
smell my finger.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
