And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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