ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
he puts the penis in happiness.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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