How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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