Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Farmville is her only friend.
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This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
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I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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