i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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