Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
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You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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