What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
the raccoons are back...
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