I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
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So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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