we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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