there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
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Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
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I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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