is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
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I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
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This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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