I don't usually arrange sex via text message
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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