Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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