I just pynch a tree in the face
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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