That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
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I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
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His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.