Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.

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(847): View more from Illinois

True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss

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(410): View more from Maryland

my shit smells like andre

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(804): View more from Virginia

"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to

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(410): View more from Maryland

I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile

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(775): View more from Nevada

Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.

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(419): View more from Ohio

I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.

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(512): View more from Texas

why am i naked

(512): View more from Texas

you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home

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(773): View more from Illinois

I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish

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