i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Nicole vs. Life
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
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There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
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judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Then again, he has huge mansions.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself