didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
High School Students Hilariously Rank Celebrities By Their Stank For Class Project
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
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I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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