there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
