what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
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I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
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I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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