hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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