I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
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Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
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He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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