Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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