Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
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If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
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I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.