So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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