You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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