I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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