So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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