You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Buhtt sex?
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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