I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
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I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
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My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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