If i come over, it means nothing
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
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It's a beautiful day for a hangover
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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