Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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