pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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