I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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