I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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