So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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