I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
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