I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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