we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
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It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
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Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Randomize