I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
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Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
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yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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