he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
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IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
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I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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