its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
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It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
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Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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