Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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