Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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