Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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