love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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