He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
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I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
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We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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