One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.