Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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