I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
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How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
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Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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