Pappa wants mamma naked
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
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the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
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If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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