In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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