Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
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I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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